Tuesday 24th Mar, 2007
This was never in the script or nothing to play for?
Had it not been for the very poor early season form of two teams, namely Worcester and Northampton, we at London Irish may very well be looking at the last game of our season from a very different...
Thursday 15th Mar, 2007
St Paddy’s Day Massacre?
Well a happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all those Irish men and women amongst us, as well as you fecking Plastics. So lads, another big freakin’ day at the Madstad come the nearest Sunday to the 17th of March...
Thursday 8th Mar, 2007
Memorial Stadium: Come ‘ere my luver, Where the feck are ya?
Jesus now lads, London Irish are playing another fecking game in the Premiership, two weeks on the bog trot! This friggin’ Six Nations distraction is becoming a ruinous distraction from the real blood...
Thursday 22nd Feb, 2007
Sale Away, Sale Away, Sale Away
I've been talking drunken gibberish / I've been punching at the bars / Trying to find some explanation here / For the way some people are / How did it ever come so far / Sale away with me honey...
Wednesday 14th Feb, 2007
Believe It May Be Bath In Some Cup at Home!
Well now, there is a fierce rumour of another match in Reading, involving the might of London Irish! What fecking competition it is for is far beyond that known by even the Chairperson of the Thame Young Conservative...
Thursday 4th Jan, 2007
Irish Aim to Remain Unfezzed
The freaking bouncy banging breast-fest of Glaws female fan-ship seems a distant hungover dream or nightmare, depending on your persuasion. Now London Irish aim to turn their back on the freaking pants form of 2007...
Friday 29th Dec, 2006
Rested Glaws Eye New Years Day
Three fecking games in 10 days, before a week off to start all over again. Now that is professional rugby and all its shoite administration that is associated with it. The Coaches know this time to be the making and a fecking shaking...
Sunday 24th Dec, 2006
More Irish come to the Madstad
The Christmas fixtures come thick and fast for all the premiership sides, and nothing like a fecking visit from the Tigers to get the lads more pumped than Swedish nymph. London Irish, with the smallest squad in the AG premiership will need...
Thursday 21st Dec, 2006
Saucy Encounter Expected at Wuss
After the exotic trip to Belfast and a score draw over the two fecking edgy legs of the Heiny Cup with Ulster, the Premiership returns. A period of moving up and down the friggin league structure can now be achieved by all those...
Thursday 7th Dec, 2006
Two Games of Red Handed Fun
London Irish continue their lofty appearances in the Heineken Cup with a fecking challenge up there with doing Anneka Rice. The next two fixtures see them home and away against the solid and fecking dangerous Ulster outfit, with two wins...
Wednesday 15th Nov, 2006
Irish Require Welfare In Leicester
London Irish go into Saturday’s game at Welfare Road on the back of yet another defeat, this time at the hands of fecking Gloucester. Having gifted the table toppers a friggin’ twelve point start, the ‘catch the feck up rugby’ failed...
Wednesday 8th Nov, 2006
Friday Night Reading Trip for Shed on Tour
The first ever freaking Friday night premiership match at the Madstad, and by feck, the visitors will be fiercely hard to beat. Irish doubled the feckers last term, but Glaws took the shiny thing at The Stoop come Cup Final time...
Wednesday 1st Nov, 2006
Irish Go West to Bath
Toulouse then Bath for back-to-back away fixtures, now that is just lovely lads. Two trips that would surely be at the top on most feckers hit list for this season. The French trip will be a muddle of memories for those that made it...
Wednesday 17th May, 2006
Heineken Cup Rugby for Irish!
Well, here we fecking go then lads, what the club game is all about! The Heineken Cup (or H Cup for those fecking French) is the goal of all coaches, players and supporters that have an ounce of passion in viewing the greatest...
Thursday 12th Oct, 2006
Champions Sale in Town
Feck me, what competition are we in now, lads? Sale at home in the league squeezed in between EDF Shoite Trophy and the Heineken Cup, all before the Autumn International season; this is just a frigging amazing fixture composition...
Wednesday 20th Sep, 2006
New Direction for Friday Falcons
Friday night is the new black for the Newcastle Falcons, obviously not wishing for the away fans to travel. It is a long fecking way to go, lads...
Wednesday 13th Sep, 2006
Bristol: Relegation fodder my arse.
A buoyant bunch of Brizzlers will now make their way along the M4 from the West Country with an air of fecking confidence to take on the Irish in the first real home game for the Exiles on Saturday. The lazy friggin’ pundits...
Wednesday 6th Sep, 2006
London Wasps Eye Revenge
It is always going to be referred to as a chance for the Pests to give the Irish a real fecking and gain sweet revenge over their M4 rivals. After one feck of a freak result at the arse-end of April, with a fourteen try match...
Tuesday 29th Aug, 2006
Pimm’s Swillers Back For Guinness
Well, that was one feck of a long summer, stuffed full of kiss-ball and England’s extension to forty friggin’ years of rightfully-vomit-inducing hurt. You can now pack all that shoite into a big brown bag marked ‘Thank Feck its Over’...
