Wednesday 17th May, 2006
Glaws Stoop on Irish
It may be deemed to be the fecking shoite-comers cup, in comparison to the bigger fecker of a brother in the form of the HC, but it is silver and shiny and needs a fecking home...
Wednesday 10th May, 2006
Can His Eminence Arrange to Earn Rugby Specialdom?
Freakin’ pinch me lads, because I must be fecking dreaming! From staring at the trap door last season to this fecker; a semi-final and eighty minutes away from the Championship final...
Wednesday 3rd May, 2006
Not so sorrie Sarries take to Reading
The final league game of the season, and yet another derby to become as moist as a fecking salivating old bird, after a HRT overdose. Any fecker stating that this game means feck all is having a huge pounding on the chuckle buds...
Tuesday 25th Apr, 2006
Bank Holiday Battle of Wycombe
Bank Holiday Weekend looms hard with hope of a pleasant view of a game against the mercurial London Wasps, the English Champions for the past three seasons, and hope of a fecking happy hangover for the exiles’ fans...
Wednesday 19th Apr, 2006
Exiles Hope to Clip the Falcons Wings
Well lads, it’s the fecking Challenge Cup Semi final with a possible HC qualification at stake and the Falcons are the feckers who want to stop it all. Any chance of a friggin’ shiny thing must be taken as seriously as finding a third...
Tuesday 11th Apr, 2006
Leeds the Exiles to the Promise Land
After a very cold and fecking hideous attempt at a rugby match last weekend, it will be nice to get back home and start all over again. This game is worth a freaking huge amount for both sides, but for as contrasting...
Wednesday 5th Apr, 2006
Big Tackles and Sixways, But Not in a Wuss Way
Well, feck me, the run-in is on us all and not an‘R’ word involvement upon us! What a freaking boring situation to be in, as we have nothing to worry about, well apart from a fecking play-off slot...
Tuesday 21st Mar, 2006
Paddy’s Day Sale
Well now lads, what the feck is happening at Sunbury nowadays? What the freakin’ hell is going into their post-training meals...
Wednesday 8th Mar, 2006
Irish have wrecked Castle Grim; time to leave a wreath at the Memorial?
Well, feck me lads, who’d have thought way back in September that London Irish would be on the verge of an unbelievable grand slam of the West Country kissing cousins...
Wednesday 22nd Feb, 2006
Sunday Blessing from the Saints
Over the past few years, the agreement between the two clubs has been to give the travelling away lads the points and a grand day out. Northampton Saints went against this established warranty back in mid-October...
Wednesday 15th Feb, 2006
Bath gives Visitors the Horn
I just love this fixture, although the regular hike around the fair city and back to the train has always been with a grimace and a summary of what might have been...
Tuesday 7th Feb, 2006
Exiles required to shoot down in-form Falcons
Just look at the fecking table and it will tell you the enormity of this clash. London Irish sit 5th, 3 points behind Glaws and 5 behind the Cheetahs in the chase for play-off places and also guaranteed entry into the elite HC next term...
Thursday 2nd Feb, 2006 - Six Nations Preview
Time For Real Fans to Come out of the closet
With most of the London Irish lads taking a well deserved rest after the fecking battering at Gloucester, all eyes will switch to the 6 Nations. A competition steeped in tradition with friggin awesome players, tries and battles down...
Tuesday 24th Jan, 2006
Castle Grim, Shedheads and Cider
Gloucester Rugby will go into this game full of confidence having won four straight games in all competitions (yes, including the Second Rated Challenge Cup) since losing to dem pesky Pest feckers at the Causeway 32-25...
Wednesday 11th Jan, 2006
Lets Get Ham-mered
Hey dudes, a far out away day is ours, man. Challenge Cup, the stuff of wicked thoughts and protruding objects come, like, er, game time…Ah, feck this man. There are, like, literally 1,247 match previews that will give details...
Wednesday 4th Jan, 2006
Brian Hoping to Be Tiger Tamer
Leicester Tigers returned to third after getting their fecking act together by defeating the Sorries at Welfare Road on Bank Holiday Monday. This was on the back of an unlikely defeat to Brizzle during the Christmas period...
Wednesday 28th Dec, 2005
Pest Control a Requirement Pre-2006
New Years Eve at the Madstad, and our visitors are only the fecking Pests in name and attitude. Jesus. Cheers RFU for this fixture, oh, and thanks Sky for bothering to fecking visit us on a day when we would otherwise get a HUGE...
Tuesday 29th Nov, 2005
PowerGen Cup Farewell for Exiles
London Irish will go into this match with the Cardiff Blues on Sunday, knowing that there is absolutely feck all they can do to progress into the knock-out stages. After a good fecking, away to Tigers, and with Agen and...
Monday 21st Nov, 2005
Hoping more Tigger than Tiger for Irish
Tigers will be fired up and seeking a track back to winning ways on Friday, a date changed from the Saturday to mirror the fecking way of last season. Having been on the receiving end of a depleted Sale win 24-16, and not...
Tuesday 15th Nov, 2005
Get ‘Arf My Land
The highflying Gloucester Rugby, well one place above us, are the next visitors to the Madstad to provide a stern test for the confident London Irish. They have re-branded and now don the most hideous playing shirts in the AG...
Monday 7th Nov, 2005
A Sky Falcons Friday
After the stunning result against the weakened Barf side on Saturday (a term widely used by the media), the Exiles head to Kingston Park to take on Squeaky’s Falcons...
Tuesday 1st Nov, 2005
Home Win? You're having a Fecking Barf
The stop/start AG premiership fixture list resumes once more after a couple of weeks of competing in the Crap Teams Cup of European's second rate outfits, with the visit of our boggy team of Bath Rugby. Over the years these feckers...
Tuesday 25th Oct, 2005
The Italian Ham Job, only for a Quid!
After an excellent result away from home in Pau, LI face their first home tie in the group stages of this year’s Challenge Cup. The visitors to these shores are in the shape of the Italian side Overmach Parma, who had a right kicking...
Tuesday 18th Oct, 2005
Exiles Visit France for a Mighty Pau-wow
This weekend sees yet another break from the AG premiership, this time to participate in the European Challenge Cup, a competition still without a headline sponsor. There is a change to the format this year, with a group stage deciding...
Wednesday 12th Oct, 2005
Exiles Turn up For-King Carlos Show!
Franklins Gardens on an October, Saturday afternoon, brings the memories flooding back to me. A year ago we set sail to the North to enjoy the Tofty show on a splendid sunny winters day, with a 12:30 kick off, followed by...
Sunday 25th Sep, 2005
Pest Swatting, Anyone?
So, here we go on the eve of the newly formatted PowerGen Anglo-Taff Cup, a bit of silverware we won in its previous guise on that awesome day at HQ against the favourites, Saints. April 2002, 38 – 7, oh the day was awesome...
Monday 19th Sep, 2005
Brizzle Cometh From The West
The HQ win now seems like a distant dream, throwing the ball about for fun and polishing the Tykes off with a five pointer. It may have actually been a dream due to much AG and other, er stuff that may have magnified how...
Tuesday 13th Sep, 2005
Sale Away, Sale Away, Sale Away
Well, lads, here we go again. After the defeat to a powerful pack in Wuss, the team must dust themselves down, get up to Stockport and face another gruelling test in the shape of Sale. Sale have made a reasonable start to this...
Monday 5th Sep, 2005
Time to Get a Bit Saucy
The first home game of the season is always a time to get excited, and more so this year after an awesome display at HQ against Leeds on the Saturday just gone. Worcester are the visitors for yet another important match for the exiles...
Wednesday 31st Aug, 2005
Guinness is Coming Home
At long last we are about to embark on possibly the most important season for London Irish since the birth of the professional game. After a very poor season last term, the exiles must start to deliver on the field...
